Strange Restaurant
I said, "Ill take the T-boeak."
A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow."
And I looked up and realized
The waitress was a cow.
I cried, "Mistake--fet the the steak.
Ill take the chi then."
I heard a cluck--twas just my luck
The busboy was a hen.
I said, "Okay no, fowl today.
Ill have the seafood dish."
Then I saw through the kit door
The cook--he was a fish.
I screamed, "Is there anyone workin here
Whos an onion or a beet?
No? Yourre sure? Okay then friends,
A salads what Ill eat."
They looked at me. "Oh,no," they said,
"The owner is a cabbage head."
Tell Me
Tell me Im clever,
Tell me Im kind,
Tell me Im talented,
Tell me Im cute,
Tell me Im sensitive,
Graceful and wise,
Tell me Im perfect-
But tell me the truth.
The Bridge
This bridge will only take you halfway there
To those mysterious lands you long to see:
Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fairs
And moonlit woods where unis run free.
So e and walk awhile with me and share
The twisting trails and wondrous worlds Ive known.
But this bridge will only take you halfway there-
The last few steps youll have to take alone.
The Dragon of Grindly Grun
Im the Dragon of Grindly Grun,
I breathe fire as hot as the sun.
When a knight es to fight
I just toast him on sight,
Like a hot crispy amon bun.
When I see a fair damsel go by,
I just sigh a fiery sigh,
And shed baked like a tater-
I think of her later
With a romantic tear in my eye.
Im the Dragon of Grindly Grun,
But my lunches arent very much fun,
For I like my damsels medium rare,
and they always e out well done.
The Land of Happy
Have you been to the land of happy,
Where everyones happy all day,
Where they joke and they sing
Of the happiest things,
And everythings jolly and gay?
Theres no one unhappy in Happy
Theres laughter and smiles galore.
I have been to The Land of Happy-
What a bore