Loser
Mama said Id lose my head
If it wasnt fastened on.
Today I guess it wasnt
Cause while playing with my cousin
It fell off and rolled away
And now its gone.
And I t look for it
Cause my eyes are in it,
And I t call to it
Cause my mouth is on it
(Couldnt hear me anyway
Cause my ears are on it),
t even think about it
Cause my brain is in it.
So I guess Ill sit down
On this rock
A for just a minute
Melinda Mae
Have you heard of tiny Melinda Mae,
Who ate a monstrous whale?
She thought she could,
She said she would,
So she started in right at the tail.
And everyone said,"Youre muall,"
But that didnt bother Melinda at all,
She took little bites and she shewed very slow,
Just like a little girl should...
...ay-nine years later she ate that whale
Because she said she would!!!
Messy Room
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
And the chair is being quite mucky and damp.
His workbook is wedged in the window,
His sweaters been thrown on the floor.
His scarf and one ski are beh the TV,
And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door.
His books are all jammed in the closet,
His vest has bee in the hall.
A lizard named Ed is asleep in his bed,
And his smelly old sock has been stuck to the wall.
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
Donald or Robert or Willie or--
Huh? You say its mine? Oh, dear,
I k looked familiar!
Put Something In
Draw a crazy picture,
Write a nutty poem,
Sing a mumble-grumble song,
Whistle through your b.
Do a loony-goony dance
Cross the kit floor,
Put something silly in the world
That aihere before.
Refle
Each time I see the Upside-Down Man
Standing ier,
I look at him and start to laugh,
Although I shouldnt oughtter.
For maybe in another world
Aime
Aown,
Maybe HE is right side up
And I am upside down.