IN the days when everybody started fair, Best Beloved, the Leopard lived in a place called the High Veldt. Member it wasnt the Low Veldt, or the Bush Veldt, or the Sour Veldt, but the sclusively bare, hot, shiny High Veldt, where there was sand and sandy-coloured rod sclusively tufts of sandy- yellowish grass. The Giraffe and the Zebra and the Eland and the Koodoo and the Hartebeest lived there; and they were sclusively sandy-yellow-brownish all over; but the Leopard, he was the sclusivest sa-yellowish-brow of them all--a greyish-yellowish catty-shaped kind of beast, ached the sclusively yellowish-greyish-brownish colour of the High Veldt to one hair. This was very bad for the Giraffe and the Zebra and the rest of them; for he would lie down by a sclusively yellowish-greyish-brownish stone or clump of grass, and when the Giraffe or the Zebra or the Eland or the Koodoo or the Bush-Buck or the Bonte-Buck came by he would surprise them out of their jumpsome lives. He would indeed! And, also, there was ahiopian with bows and arrows (a sclusively greyish-brownish-yellowish man he was then), who lived on the High Veldt with the Leopard; and the two used to hunt together--the Ethiopian with his bows and arrows, and the Leopard sclusively with his teeth and claws--till the Giraffe and the Eland and the Koodoo and the Quagga and all the rest of them didnt know which way to jump, Best Beloved. They didnt indeed!
After a long time--things lived for ever so long in those days--they learo avoid anything that looked like a Leopard or ahiopian; and bit by bit--the Giraffe began it, because his legs were the lo--they went away from the High Veldt. They scuttled for days and days and days till they came to a great forest, sclusively full of trees and bushes and stripy, speckly, patchy-blatchy shadows, and there they hid: and after another long time, what with standing half in the shade and half out of it, and what with the slippery-slidy shadows of the trees falling ohe Giraffe grew blotchy, and the Zebra grew stripy, and the Eland and the Koodoo grew darker, with little wavy grey lines on their backs like bark on a tree trunk; and so, though you could hear them and smell them, you could very seldom see them, and then only when you knew precisely where to look. They had a beautiful time in the sclusively speckly-spickly shadows of the forest, while the Leopard and the Ethiopian ran about over the sclusively greyish-yellowish-reddish High Veldt outside, w where all their breakfasts and their dinners and their teas had go last they were so hungry that they ate rats ales and rock-rabbits, the Leopard and the Ethiopian, and then they had the Big Tummy-ache, both together; and then they met Baviaan--the dog-headed, barking Baboon, who is Quite the Wisest Animal in All South Africa.
Said Leopard to Baviaan (and it was a very hot day), Where has all the game gone?
And Baviaan winked. He knew.
Said the Ethiopian to Baviaan, you tell me the present habitat of the abinal Fauna? (That meant just the same thing, but the Ethiopian always used long words. He was a grown-up.)
And Baviaan winked. He knew.
Then said Baviaan, The game has goo other spots; and my advice to you, Leopard, is to go into other spots as soon as you .
And the Ethiopian said, That is all very fine, but I wish to know whither the abinal Fauna has migrated.
Then said Baviaan, The abinal Fauna has joihe abinal Flora because it was high time f