Do you know the road I live in—Ellesmere Road, West Bletchley? Even if you don』t, you know fifty others exactly like it.
You know how these streets fester all over the inner-outer suburbs. Always the same. Long, long rows of little semi-detached houses— the numbers in Ellesmere Road run to 212 and ours is 191—as much alike as cil houses and generally uglier. The stucco front, the creosoted gate, the privet hedge, the green front door. The Laurels, the Myrtles, the Hawthorns, Mon Abri, Mon Repos, Belle Vue. At perhaps one house in fifty some anti-social type who』ll probably end in the workhouse has painted his front door blue instead of green.
That sticky feeling round my neck had put me into a demoralized kind of mood. It』s curious how it gets you down to have a stieck. It seems to take all the bou of you, like when you suddenly discover in a public place that the sole of one of your shoes is ing off. I had no illusions about myself that m. It was almost as if I could stand at a distand watch myself ing down the road, with my fat, red fad my false teeth and my vulgar clothes. A chap like me is incapable of looking like a gentleman. Even if you saw me at two hundred yards』 distance you』d know immediately—not, perhaps, that I was in the insurance business, but that I was some kind of tout or salesman. The clothes I was wearing were practically the uniform of the tribe. Grey herring-bone suit, a bit the worse for wear, blue overcoat costing fifty shillings, bowler hat, and no gloves. And I』ve got the look that』s peculiar to people who sell things on ission, a kind of coarse, brazen look. At my best moments, when I』ve got a new suit or when I』m smoking a cigar, I might pass for a bookie or a publi, and when things are very bad I might be touting vacuum ers, but at ordinary times you』d place me correctly. 『Five to ten quid a week』, you』d say as soon as you saw me. Eically and socially I』m about at the average level of Ellesmere Road.
I had the street pretty muyself. The men had buo catch the 8.21 and the women were fiddling with the gas-stoves. When you』ve time to look about you, and when you happen to be in the right mood, it』s a thing that makes you laugh io walk down these streets in the inner-outer suburbs and to think of the lives that go on there. Because, after all, what IS a road like Ellesmere Road? Just a prison with the cells all in a row. A line of semidetached torture-chambers where the poor little five-to-ten- pound-a-weekers quake and shiver, every one of them with the boss twisting his tail and his wife riding him like the nightmare and the kids sug his blood like leeches. There』s a lot of rot talked about the sufferings of the w class. I』m not so sorry for the proles myself. Did you ever know a navvy who lay awake thinking about the sack? The prole suffers physically, but he』s a free man when he isn』t w. But in every one of those little stucco boxes there』s some poor bastard who』s NEVER free except when he』s fast asleep and dreaming that he』s got the boss dowtom of a well and is bunging lumps of coal at him.
Of course, the basic trouble with people like us, I said to myself, is that we all imagine we』ve got something to lose. To begin with, enths of the people in Ellesmere Road are uhe impression that they own their houses. Ellesmere Road, and the whole quarter surrounding it, until you get to the High Street, is part of a huge racket called the Hesperides Estate, the property of the Cheerful Cred